MEMO

To: Joe Biden and the Chicago Cubs

From: Everyone on the north side of Chicago

Date: Today

Re: Do NOT mess this up! This should be an easy win for you. You, especially Mr. Biden. Please do not feel obliged to open your mouth and show the world how much smarter you are than Sarah Palin. It is as obvious as she is unqualified that this is your debate to lose.

Carlos... Carlos... El Torito: Bring us a really big win!