Must I elaborate?
I think it is okay for Lance to try to come back to professional cycling. Why not? It is very much the only thing he is truly good at. Clearly he is not a good husband, boyfriend, or Dad. He is an okay marathoner but will never be a contender.
So boo hoo. Lance is really only good at riding a bike and winning the Tour de France.
Forget his young kids who would probably love to spend lots of quality time with their Dad. Forget all the celebrity chicks who haven't yet gotten their hands on his gams, and forget the folks at Livestrong his uber famous cancer charity...
OH, WAIT A MINUTE! I must apologize! Lance isn't coming back to cycling because there is no one left in his titanium sandbox... he is doing it to help the global cancer fight!
Yeah right. Um, note to Lance: you have outlived your status as world's most fabulous cancer survivor. There are so many more interesting people besides you who have had cancer and will have cancer so just admit that you are just a selfish SOB and we will all watch your "comeback" with great interest next summer.
Why couldn't McCain have chosen Lance to be his running mate? Would have solved a lot of problems for everyone except my man Barack Obama.
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